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‘Wolverine’ Has A Lot Of Bite But Little Flavor

posted May 4, 2009 - 8:57am
‘Wolverine’ Has A Lot Of Bite But Little Flavor

It’s sometimes strange to think that a cheerful, musical, Broadway performer is playing one of the great comic book bad asses of all time. But for Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, it seems to come quite naturally. Whether it’s tap dancing or with a smile or gutting someone with a sneer, Jackman seems to be the actor of many realms. Sadly though his talents are wasted in the much anticipated yet highly disappointing prequel to the franchise that made him famous, ‘X-Men.’ ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ is an attempt to give viewers the back-story to the famous comic book character by giving us the answers to the gaping questions that have haunted him for three movies. Do we get our answers? Mostly. Are they satisfying? I suppose. Could they’ve have been answered in a much better manner? Definitely.

The films starts off literally from the beginning as we see the mutant Wolverine (now known as James Logan) as a little boy. Through a confusing and rather rushed intro about Logan killing his father, his brother Creed runs away with Logan and tells him that they have to take care of themselves now. The two grow up with remarkable healing abilities and animal like abilities (claws, sharp teeth, ect) which gives them unnatural long life. They survive through several wars and eventually are captured by the government to be used in a team of mercenaries. Though Creed (Liev Schreiber) seems to be more blood thirsty than Logan as Logan decides he wants nothing else to do with the mercenaries’ missions anymore.

This leads to Logan getting a new life in Canada, working as a lumberjack and living (married?) to the love of his life Kayla (Lynn Collins). But Creed finds Logan in his comfy life as is still peeved that he abandoned his troop, so Creed goes after Logan’s love which leads the now vengeance hungry animal to declare war on his brother. It turns out the mercenaries’ leader Will Stryker (Danny Huston) wants to help Logan on his quest for vengeance and offers him a rather strange opportunity. He says he will replace his bones antimantium metal that will also give him metal claws. Logan agrees but discovers that he was just a guinea pig for an even larger experiment, and that Stryker plans to erase his memory after the procedure is finished. Logan escapes and realizes now he’s on his own. The hunt for vengeance on his brother is now only his own.

To the films’ credit the story actually isn’t that bad, it’s twisted, gripping, and filled with action. Where the film falls apart is its execution. The editing is fast, the pacing is fast, and the time we have to identify with our characters is, you guessed it, fast. Every time we start to enjoy or really get to know someone they either die or disappear off the screen. In the opening we see Logan leave the mercenaries, literally in the next cut, he’s married. That’s simply too fast. The film has a lot of action and a lot of effects, but they don’t really matter if you’re not invested in what’s going on, and the film doesn’t give us any time to be invested.

There are little things as well that don’t add up, like how Logan’s brother will become Sabertooth in the first X-Men movie and yet they will never recognize one another. Some fans will enjoy seeing characters like Gambit, the Blob, and Emma Frost on the big screen, but they’re all glanced over, barely given much screen time. Jackman’s accent seems to be relatively thick this time around as well, almost as if they’re forgetting to tell him the character isn’t Australian. As an X-Men fan myself I’m glad I finally got to know the back-story, but I have to say I was probably happier not knowing it to begin with. If this was the execution of it, I would probably say the questions of Wolverine’s past were much more intriguing than the answers.

So who’ll like it? Die hard X-Men fans who simply want to know what happened in the past will be glad they finally got some answers, but will probably be disappointed by how not invested they were. I suppose basic action fans might enjoy some of the stunts as well.

Who won’t like it? People looking for the twisted, gripping drama that we’ve been promised for three movies.

My thoughts? I expected so much more from this movie. Though it isn’t technically horrible, it’s very blasé, and no movie about a man who has claws shoot out of his fists should be like that. A part of me is happy to see characters like Gambit get the film treatment, the amount you could’ve done with him or any of these characters is too large to comprehend. It’s hard to say whether or not the story of this film was strong or too strong. It’s very plot heavy with the characters coming in second, and a proper film should let the characters tell the story not the story lead the characters. Much like Wolverine’s memory, this is one film that will probably be very easy to forget.



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Just came back from Wolverine

My kids took me to see it for Mom's Day (boy, do they know me or what) and I liked it very much. I kept chuckling that it's actually a chick flick with all of Hugh Jackman's skin shots but overall, I was entertained for my $8.00. Great review! Peace, Mia NW

~Peace, Mia

'Comic-Book Movie'-Audience @Chris Crow

Seems to me they're more-interested in flash and color than in politics and honor. & Something tells me the production-crew is more-interested in selling tickets than in making the film realistically cohesive. ---Give Your Opinion Too!, & Google MIGHT find some extra money for you like they do for My Review of TheatreOCU's Recent Awesome! or http://www.mylot.com/mythman?ref=mythman

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Time to retire, Mr Wolverine

I wonder if it is time for Wolverine to take a lesson from the Rocky movies. I don't want to see one in ten years. Join me in my success and earn money by writing articles such as this one. Join Xomba and get PAID to write Articles Like The One Above

One of the things that

One of the things that bothered me about the movie was that his claws looked like they were created by Disney--in other words, they looked animated. They WERE animated or CGIed, but I didn't notice that in the previous xmen movies. This one was just really bad. The thing about comic book stories is that, yes, they have some of the most colorful and interesting characters around, but they also have really good stories--at least the good ones do. The filmmakers got side-tracked by the characters and cliche superhero storylines, that they forgot to put together a stellar script. I thought the first X-Men script was really really good, especially with the main plotline of the mutants vs regular humans and the political problems that arised from it. My advice is skip wolverine unless you get in free or find it free on the internet. But that's just one man's opinion, maybe you will enjoy it more than I did. Join Xomba and Start Making Money from your Writing Today!

Fulfill Your Own Need :-P @Nick - Xomba CEO

They ~might've~ thrown the characters on 'frappé,' or they might have carefully considered each one in order to position it for future sequels. Reminds me of a sculpture I saw at an art-show at Oklahoma City's 50 Penn Place (I know, a gallery named after the address where you find it ... real original, right?) The sculpture was a galloping horse, and the galloping was made evident by the sweeping appearance of the horse's mane. I looked at the mane, and thought to my friend Jim "DreddyBeard" Robinson, 'You know, this artist might have individually honed and positioned each strand of this mane, or he might've just thrown it all into place and let it dry; but it comes out the same.' So I went ahead and gave the artist 'credit' for the painstaking task of setting each strand, just like I give *_Wolverine_*'s producers credit for projecting each minimal character's future ... just like I give 'Abmox' (that's the spirit you share with all the other Executive Officers) credit for all the intelligent phrases we Xombies string together for our readers' entertainment. ---Give Your Opinion Too!, & Google MIGHT find some extra money for you like they do for My Review of TheatreOCU's Recent Awesome! or http://www.mylot.com/mythman?ref=mythman

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Sad that We Feel the Part We See Has to Be 'the Awesome'

Wolverine's story is indeed the very-foundation of a lot of X-Men lore, and you're 'disappointed' because it's not sparkley? The granite in the White House's foundation probably isn't sparkley either (not even if it's pure diamond-rock). ---Give Your Opinion Too!, & Google MIGHT find some extra money for you like they do for My Review of TheatreOCU's Recent Awesome! or http://www.mylot.com/mythman?ref=mythman

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little standars huh?

so liking movies for what they are is accepting every mediocre one? If I wanted that kind of emty entertainment I would stare at the sky instead.

Art

Don't forget artistic side of movies. I love just plain entertaining movies, but it is always good if the director/writer remembers that it is an art form. I haven't seen the Wolverine movie yet, but I am guessing the producers just threw all the characters that haven't been in the other movies and hit mix on the Blender button. Out pops a script that somewhat makes sense. Does that mean it will be entertaining? Yes. Does that mean it should fulfill your intellectual/emotional need? No.

Too Picky, are we?

It's a movie based on what the story was. What else do you expect? Just enjoy it for what it really is...a movie...which means a 2-hour vacation from our daily lives for anyone who truly enjoys movies for what they are.

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