101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

posted December 29, 2007 - 12:58pm

101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Here are 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

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101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

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I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.

I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow.

No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

Most people with low self-esteem have earned it.

“No comment” is a comment.

So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff.