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10 New ways to look busy at your office job.

posted December 4, 2006 - 1:58pm
10 New ways to look busy at your office job.

10. Take a pen and write down the Serial number to your computer, this makes you look like you're doing it for a manager at another building

9. Spend a lot of times explaining stuff that doesn't need that much explanation
" The computer is on because the engineer wanted me to co-respond with him if the light flickers than I have to keep trying"

8. Pretend like your cup of coffee had cancer in there. Go to the kitchen and wash it out for an hour

7. Always ask about some reports. Like you care where the they are

6. Look for boxes that you don't need for the guy that wants you to help him.

5. Help the janitor take out some trash and than tell them that he asked you to help them.

4. Help translate something in Spanish to a co-worker that doesn't know Spanish

3. Spend some time in your car looking for some documents that are not there.

2. Accidently spill water or coffee on the floor and clean it up.

1. Jump in the trash to look for a pay check. Nobody will help you with this one.


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