Ever been on a job interview and you realize halfway into it that you have totally tanked? Well there's no need to curl up into the fetal position and regress into the womb! You might as well use the opportunity to amuse yourself. Try these:

1. Ask the interviewer if he/she knows the atomic weight of plutonium.

2. While the interviewer is speaking, nod in agreement and then very casually start picking your nose.

3. Say that you are going to have to cut the conversation short because you have to go for a bikini wax. This will be even funnier if you are a guy.

4. When they ask why you left your last job, tell them you lost it in a house fire.

5. Rearrange everything on the interviewer's desk. When they ask what you are doing, give a detailed dissertation on the benefits of Feng Shui.

6. Answer every question in iambic pentameter. Bonus points if you can do it in Old English, too.

7. Ask if he/she would like to see your William Shatner impersonation.

8. Draw a cartoonish picture of the interviewer. Tell him/her you are taking notes. Be obvious about letting him/her see what you are doing.

9. Examine your hair for split ends. Use the interviewer's scissor to trim them. Move on to your armpits. Then pubes.

10. Tell the interviewer that you are between circus jobs and you are just looking for something to hold you over. Throw in something about the dildo factory not having any current job openings and that's why you ended up in his/her office.