Hello, this is today's office forecast.

For today's forecast, we seem to have a bit of a break in the wet and windy days, and have moved on to an office dry front. This dry front is primarily halting any chance of your wall clock from ever hitting 5:00 pm. Ever.

Also trotting along with this front is a trail of office lackeys that are continually stopping by your desk; this is most likely going increase the chances of seeing scattered headaches as we move throughout the day.

My advise for today is to stay looking-busy as long as you can, and don't forget to check that email as often as possible.

I'm Chansen, and this is your daily office forecast.