If you want to learn how to ski, you can visit 4,790,000 web sites (Google count as of October 17, 2009) with lots of helpful hints and tips.

If you want to learn how NOT to ski, the available web sites with that information decrease to only 72,600. Wrap a couple of quotes around "how not to ski" and this article shows up near the top of the list.

The article might also have been aptly titled, "How not to go on a date with your boyfriend and his next door neighbor."