9/11: Obama and McCain to Host Slammin' Tailgate Party at Ground Zero!

On the 7th anniversary of 9/11, Barry Obama & Johnny McCain will let their hair down for the most bangin' party you've ever been to. Technically, their planning to "commemorate the day", BUT i think we all know what that means. If they're not laying down the greatest karaoke jam of all-time to Queen's "We are the Champions" by mid-day then I'll be Osama Bin Laden's uncle! If you're in New York you should check it out, guaranteed to be chicks there.