Many pills with many names,
And chemicals galore,
Taking them is difficult,
But pronounciation even more!

There's Abilify, Adenoscan and Amphocilin too,
Betaferon and Bondronat,
But if that's not enough for you...

There's always acetaminophen, alprazolam and metoprolol, atenelol and even conosol - but don't take it, it's an aliphatic solvent and isn't good for you!

But then, there's levothyroxine with sodium, paroxetine without, phentermine and sertraline, tetracycline and doxycycline too!

There's tramadol and trazodone and Vicodin for pain, but watch yourself with that one, it may eat up all your brain!

Hexachlorophene is Phisohex or Septisol, and cleans your skin real well,
Whilst halobetasol is a corticosteroid, treats eczema and dermatitis and other ailments of skin...

When you can say triamterene, trolamine, and polypeptide oleate, try hydrochlorothiazide then trimethobenzamide and pseudoephedrine for laughs.

Now, I hope it's been educational...
I hope you've had a laugh...
But when you know the names of these,
We'll do diseases too!