There was this man who had a daughter, whom he was very protective of. When she became a very attractive teenager she found a boyfriend. One day the father went to his neighborhood pub and began complaining about the young lad. He told his friends that this boy had gone to the extent of drawing a heart in a snowbank in front of his house by peeing the shape of it and wrote his name and the daughter’s name into it. The father grew angrier and angrier. The man’s friends tried to comfort the man and told him that they could see how this would upset him but perhaps he was overreacting as it might have even been a little bit cute of him to make such a gesture.
The dad put down his drink, and looked straight at his friends and said, “That’s not what has me upset. Don’t you think by now I can recognize my own daughter’s handwriting?!?”