So, I was having trouble sleeping last night. Truth be told, I still haven't slept. Not that it's a big surprise to have trouble sleeping, I do have insomnia.

In any event, I was just starting to wind down and potentially fall asleep when my phone rang. I looked at the clock to discover it was 4:50 in the morning!

Irritated, I answered the phone. Some guy, an obvious telemarketer, asked for me. I was in such shock, I could only say, "Do you know that it's not even 5 o'clock in the morning?" He apologized and wished me a good day.

A good day? Are you kidding me? After THAT? It was bad enough that I couldn't sleep (something for which I have at this point lost all hope, considering my children are awake and just finishing breakfast in the living room). But, now I have this moron calling me at 4:50 a.m.?? What, was he drunk?!

As an interesting side note, as I write this out, wishing I could adequately portray screaming and eye twitching over the internet, through the written word, I looked over to see a Xombyte entitled "Anger Management". I'm going to need some of that, after I fantasize about shoving a telephone up that telemarketer's...

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