Brad Womack, proclaimed to be the "Hottest and Sexiest Bachelor" by ABC's The Bachelor, has finally made his decision. He chose to remain a bachelor, shocking the viewing public and his potential mate finalists, Jenni Croft and DeAnna Pappas.

From the finalists' perspective, I can only imagine their feeling a little betrayed after they catfought their way to the top to meet the television man of their dreams only to find that he chose Door Number Three.

Meh. All's fair in love and war and The Bachelor provided us with both.

But, perhaps it wasn't so fair. Laurel Kagay, who owns PEACH Body Boutique and with whom Brad had a three-year relationship, was rumored to have been receiving daily text messages during filming of the show. The poor girls on the show never stood a chance with someone who was apparently so emotionally unavailable.