All Thous Vine Experts are... they don`t know a thing about it

Drink it. Taste It. Spit it out. say something super smart :)
What would thous all knowing, super intelligent vine experts say about this.. a?

Here is my receipt:

1] Take a bottle of vine and pour into teapot.

2] Take a bottle of vodka ( about 500 mlg) and add it to vine.

3] Shake it a bit and ad some clove.

4] boil it for 4 - 6 minutes. WARNING!!! don`t boil it too long. It will cause permanent lose of ethanol. And You don`t want that.

5] Thats it. Your drink is ready. With this amount of hot wine and vodka cocktail should be enough to knockout a small family .

(Worst thing I have ever drink. I don`t recommend it unless You want to... do something bad to your self)