Situation: Nick knows it is time for a break for all the burnt/blocked out writers of Xomba. He decides to take all to Wal-mall.

Disclaimer: Usually it's at the end. This byte is purely a work of fiction and in no way indicates my understanding of the character of the protagonists. The content is once again based on the comments and articles by the various people on Xomba spiced up with some imagination on my part.

Nick: All right folks, Let’s all go to Wal – Mall today.

Mamamia07: Yipeee! I am going to wal-mall.

Going2Oahu: Aloha! I am Going2Oahu.

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

Veghead: I must be enjoying myself!

Mythman: Wal – Mall? No! We all are bricks in the Xomba wall

Free Cracker 4 Jack: Wal-mall is a creepy place of home town destruction.... I would have to be dragged there to shop.

Champagnedreams: I hate going to Wal-Mall.

Norm Balisdell: I have been to these dumps in Taipei and of curse in China . We have a store that is similiar here in Zhengzhou, people smiling in every asile eager to help.

Nick: curse, similiar, asile!!!???

Les porter: Words, Dyslexia, Scrabble - STOP OPTS and Order.

Norm Balisdell: my Chinese is bad.

Chris crow: The employees are treated like cattle.

Veghead: Cattle! Where are they? I will adopt them.

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

Jdubhub : My family bought a jug of Hansen's apple juice last week and the manufacturing stamp on the side of the jug said "product of USA and/or China".

Baldwin: Hey! It’s a free market.

Mandalorianarmy: What Free Market?

Champagnedreams: That is the only place I can make my dollar stretch.

Jdubhub: My mother and step dad were lousy with money, truly appalling.

Going2Oahu: I get only $5 doing the dishes every day for the entire week.

Nick: I’ll pay you $20 a week.

Going2Oahu: What will we be eating?

Nick: Almost all my dinners are home cooked. But hey! “We?” you are getting too close, already!

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

Kjhack: Boy, can I relate to the parking woes. The traffic is killing.

Adrienne: Use Traffic exchange programs.

Champagnedreams: Good stuff. Thanks for the information.

Nick: We will ban you if you use traffic exchanges.

Champagnedreams: Thanks Nick, for letting us know. I will definitely stay away from traffic exchanges. Yikes!

Adrienne: Good gravy felt like my butt was sitting on the fire!

Constance Whitney: Everyone's got a butt!

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

The group reaches Wal-mall with jdubhub dragging Free Cracker 4 Jack

Nick: Damn! This door is closed.

Luvtosurf: When one door of happiness closes another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

Nick: Look, a bug!

Champagnedreams: Nick, that's not a bug - it's a monster. Scariest looking thing I've seen. Scared stiff of all kinds of bugs - especially cockroaches.

Nick: It is a cockroach.

Champagnedreams: Run!

Eggsovresy: Who cares what a cockroach does? WRACK!?!

marilou: Philippines is swarmed with all these animals.

Veghead: I am going to Philippines.

Mamamia07: not enough can be done to stand up for those dumb creatures.

Veghead: I am a dedicated liberal/socialist who's also an animal rights advocate.

Mamamia07: Are you a lawyer?

Veghead: No. I'm speaking from the POV of an American.

Rawnak: All CRAP

Baldwin: Don’t use All C(R)APS in your titles.

Rawnak: Sorry, I am not very articulate.

Mythman: Rawnak, You're too Beautiful to *Have to* Be Articulate

Taranitely: It does seem like … Royalty

Mythman: Taranitely, You're Right about Royalty ... but Your Picture Was Lovely

Sarajoy: I am scared to enter this discussion for money or for light.

Mythman: Who Needs Money for Light When You've Got SaraJoy's Smile?

Champagnedreams: Whatever floats your boat mythman? Shamelessly flirting…

Nick: Jessica Alba got hitched. He is on a rebound in a circular room.

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

Irving2001: Eggs. Does your mommy know you're here.

Eggsovresy: WRACK!?!

mrbronco: Gosh! I pray to God this guy has not procreated!

Mamamia07: I personally feel that human beings by nature and instinct are polygamous.

Nick: Huh.. Polygamy?

Veghead: I think women should have lots of mates, not just vice versa .

Mythman: To Some, It's a Wedding-Ring; To Others, a Finger-Cuff to ...... Secure the Ball-&-Chain to the Husband

Baldwin: What the heck are they talking about?

Mythman: St Paul said, “Don't descend into argument, telling people how it is that they're as wrong as they are; but simply continue to be right, never-minding their accusations of wrongness and of their own rightness."

Baldwin: That’s not what he said.

Mythman: Okay, that's not an exact quote; but Paul is a distant uncle of mine!

Sharon H: Where is the place to eat, Nick?

Idlewild: You really might want to read the directions before you ask the admin

Sharon H: I am too tired. Your censure is unnecessary and petty.

Mythman: Myoho Renge Kyo! It's Good to See You're Wisely Helping the Profiteers, Idlewild

Nick : ???Huh! What are you talking about? Mythman we should change your name to the Riddler.

Veghead: I am a vegan, I hope they have something for me.

Mythman: Vegans Fit Right In with the Terrorists, Homosexuals, Nazis ...

Mrbronco: I object.

Veghead: Thanks for the support mrbronco.

Mrbronco: I don’t care much for vegans, but Terrorists and Nazis Grouped With Homosexuals?

Veghead: Not fair. Veganism is not bad

Mythman: I Don't Care What Veg Says! I'll even ignore the screams of the blood-red tomatoes.

Les Porter: Enjoy Soylent Green with and in Manburgers!

Food and shopping over the group gets together outside the closed door of wal-mall

Nick: Did anyone see the Grand Theft Auto on display anywhere?

Cheapcanuck: The Grand Theft Auto series is the very definition of the phrase Cash Cow.

Veghead: Cow! Where is the poor animal? I will adopt it.

Carracer: I got it. The only copy. I got it.

(everyone jumps on carracer)

Nick: This is Disgusting, You should be ashamed of yourself. All of you are banned from coming here again. Baldwin, do the needful.

Note: For those who missed part I. here is the link

http://www.xomba.com/an_ode_to_xombies