Situation: The Xombies are attending a cookery school for Geeks headed by, who other than Nick. Let's see how much he can teach them.

Disclaimer: Usually it's at the end. This byte is purely a work of fiction and in no way indicates my understanding of the character of the protagonists. The content is based on the comments and articles by the various people on Xomba spiced up with some imagination on my part. If someone is offended, blame it on Scotch, Sex and SEO.

Nick: Pangeacat, you have been elected the leader of the class.

Pangeacat: I seriously had no clue that I'd get so many votes for being a half-nude klutz.

Kukku: Yes, you deserved the compliment.

Nick: Welcome all, to the cookery school for geeks. Whoa! So many? Are you all geeks?

Binkdonk: I always thought I was cool, until that fateful day I won a game of trivial pursuit against some friends. Since then I am a geek.

Mphsgirl: I'm a geek of no particular persuasion.

Champagnedreams: High school can be a hard place for everyone - but especially the Geeks.

Jeremy: This is not High school. It’s a cookery school.

Jdubhub: Education shouldn't end with school. Indeed, given the paucity of quality education in the United States, we should spend our early adult lives correcting our miseducation before moving on.

Eggsovresy: WRAWK... If you were in your right mind... daresay more coherent...you are another one of those people to...you and your little club...twisting God's Word... WRAWK Oh yea..

Nick: If you all have finished your ranting may I introduce the subject. I don’t have much time. Today we’ll learn to make Pasta and Chicken.

wHATUP: MMMMMM, pasta!

Jdubhub: don't have any tips or advice to give because I haven't been down this road myself.

Nick: Men on one side and the women on the other.

Jdubhub: Men and women alike should be working in partnership in this lifetime.

Adrienne: I am a woman, and that get's on my nerves, I could only imagine how a man would feel.

Sanjay: I must admit it is a very frank and blunt admission.

Life-is-sweet: I hope there is more where that came from for me and everyone else.

Rawnak: Hey! Look a chicken!

Idlewild: It’s a dead chicken.

Rawnak: Isn't it getting a decent burial or something?

Nick: (Shaking his head) we are going to cook it. What did you think?

rawnak: Just wondering, Isn’t it a crime? Does it wear an underwear?

Mythman: 'Gentleman law' is an understanding based on the fact that "crime's only illegal if you get caught doin` it.

Idlewild: Surveys show that dead, decomposing animals are definitely discriminated against in the workplace and society as a whole.

wHATUP: A hole is A hole.

Kukku: Yes, you deserved the compliment.

Jeremy: There will be a test later.

Free SEO resouces: Anyone who fails the test gets handcuffed to a car and has to ride through the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney World continuously for several hours.

Adrienne: turning to mechanical devices is NOT an option; at least not for me.

Imorovan: we are a rebellious and stiff necked generation. And that is mainly the reason our society is heading down the drain, with no hope or future.

Idlewild: If my society has no future I might as well end my magazine subscriptions.

Champagnedreams: Go for it! You have to take risks in life. If it does not work out, we'll be here to pick up the pieces.

Nick: Is anyone subscribing to the Pasta and Chicken lessons out here?

Irvingl2001: possibly pasta is the root of all evil

Champagnedreams: We're moving on to greener pastures.

Jeremy(head in the hand): No wonder they are all geeks.

Mphsgirl: (frowning) geeks are sexy! (Leaves the room in a huff)

Kukku: we deserve the compliment.

Binkdonk: I thought she loved me...(I'm not gay but I might have been a little flattered. Oh well, I guess I just have to carry on somehow.

Lisadee: should i feel totally rejected?

Champagnedreams: I need some Geek help right now. Idlewild?

Idlewild: I am not a woman.

Champagnedreams: You're not a woman?

Idlewild: I really am a mid-August sunset on the coast of Maine

Kjhack: I've known women who were more like men, and vice versa.

Rawnak: Maybe I need to reconsider my preferences???

Loki3: these communities have a very thin line separatin things tat offend you and others that are clean

Eggsovresy: WRAWK... If you were in your right mind... daresay more coherent...you are another one of those people to...you and your little club...twisting God's Word... WRAWK Oh yea

Jdubhub: Sorry to disappoint you, but I do not have a religion.

Eggsovresy: WRAWK... If you were in your right mind... daresay more coherent...you are another one of those people to...you and your little club...twisting God's Word... WRAWK Oh yea

Nick: OK the Pasta is cooked. Now for the Chicken.

Scruffy: Are we just shallow... or is it cleverly disguised efficiency?

Winniebree: My mouth is watering... Deep fry all the thighs...

Mamamia07: Oooh… thighs

DeDom: its all about the chicken thighs in a crockpot.

Pangeacat: I hope you get that which fills you with such passion.

Idlewild: I smell marketing opportunity! (and also possibly the smell of stale urine).

Princessg: thanks. i peed my pants.

Tehhaxorer: Hey! I don't see the problem here! People need to bathe too. Some just do it in different locations than others!

Jdubhub: Bathing is bad, I'll admit, but what about those who don't wash.

Imorovan: To me, tolerance means "I don't agree with you because..., but I respect and defend your right to freely express your opinions and views".

Jeremy: Now for the Chicken breasts!

Lauragullet: I love the legs and thighs so much better. The meat in both are just so much juicier and tastes better

Binkdonk: Some people find them too dry but the breasts are my favorite piece of meat..

Jdubhub: I haven't ever had a problem with dry breasts because I remember to apply oil liberally and massage it in by hand.

Kjhack: Oh what I wouldn't give to be massaging some oil into a couple of tender breasts at this very moment

Katrinarobin(offended): poor boobies

Martinez65: but, Breasts are harmless and some people get enjoyment from them.

Kukku: Breasts deserve the compliment.

Idlewild: Boobs have their own theology that they are promoting door to door?

Chris Crow: I think we all have one track minds

Idlewild: Shall we say two track minds.

Nick: What a conversation!

Martinez65: I've had a lot of conversations with guys where they appeared to be addressing their comments to my chest.

Veghead: Better that one salivates over women's breasts than a chicken’s breast.

Kukku: What a compliment?

Pangeacat (shouting) : I burned my breasts!

Jdubhub: Truth be told, I am more of a--erm--bottom man, myself.

Champagnedreams: Moral of the story! Never Cook Anything Naked or When naked, don't cook.

Jdubhub: There needs to be a minimum amount of clothing when doing anything involving food

Pangeacat: but I love food…

Rawnak: Love is the cure to all the unhappiness and chaos that is there in the world.

Nick : With what these guys can cook up, they hardly need any lessons in cookery.