I want you to know that I am only the PA to WILMA PROOPS and although I'll suffer for using a "pratty platitude" (Wilma Proops passim) please do not shoot the messenger. Let me assure you that Ms Proops rates your mental capacity - for a man - it is way above average at 83%. I may as well tell you that Ms Proops, for all her graces, is perhaps the crudest woman I have ever known and certainly the worst employer I've ever had. She is however a good single mother to her "vagina fruit" and does her best to parent, by prodding, pointing and p*ssing on the chips, literary genius wherever that might be - even, of all places - in Oregan. I've had a bad morning cleaning up Ms Proops mess - this is the second reply I've had to write, based on the hung-over slur of the recovering Ms Proops. The first was to MrBronco concerning the EuroVision Song Contest and a slight he dared voice in another comment Ms Proops (despite her state) took umbridge at - see below. "Tell Mr Bronco to Buck off his High Horse" (Wilma Proops) Submitted by AndAnotherThing2 on Fri, 2009-05-15 05:27. Comment continues: Excuse me? Most of the music - very much including GB's entry - despite the wheeling out of Mr Ugly (Cats, Phantom of the Opera) - is pants. Your reply would be better addressed to a flag waving patriotic Brit, than Ms Proops long suffering PA. My remark was not so much criticism as partaking in the national sport of taking the ***s out of this ridiculously camp and hilarious event. I'm not complaining about the Russian win last year - but come on, admit it was an inferior song. I defy anyone (even President Putin himself) to remember it. It was hardly Waterloo by Abba but nevertheless 7 former Russian states (who probably get their gas from the old Motherland) gave it the full 12 points. I may have a strange sense of humour at times but that was classic comic. Poor Terry Wogan - the presenter for 20 years - seemingly resigned over it - funnier and funnier. WILMA PROOPS if she ever gets back on the wagon (off on one of her binges as we speak) went to the Birmingham Eurovision rehearsal, real thing and after party and formed a close bond with Danna International - Israel's winning entrant in 1992 or 1993 (?) and has comps for tomorrow in Moscow (if she ever recovers). Hopefully she will pen an article full of severe insights. If she doesn't manage to get there I'm sure she'll be attending a Pink Pound Party - the best on offer in her locality at the moment - so only God knows what angle it will take. No offence intended - I voted your informative piece and Wilma was obviously worse for wear when she said to tell you to "buck off your high horse". Hope you see the funny side - she's an acquired taste... All the best* AndAnotherThing2 *Ditto Mr Howard JOIN XOMBA HERE FREE Xomba is an international online community and anyone can join. Show your agreement or disagreement with the many debates started by Xomba members or introduce your own.

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