There is another beef recall, and this one is similar to all the rest.

We are walking further and further from the edge of civility, and deeper down the path that is quickly becoming another road to the coconut announcement system. Tree trunks being beaten like drums announce the invasion of a inferior force that is about to be smashed down into the muddy leaf covered flooring of the jungle. Watch for the survivors, and they will be able to tell you of the pattern and its glory.