Are Spammers Clinically Insane?

posted February 27, 2009 - 5:38pm
Are Spammers Clinically Insane?

Albert Einstein, a man who needs no qualification, once said, "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Between our e-mail inboxes and what we read on blogs and the comments left in them, spammers are behaving as if they are clinically insane. There are a number of product and service websites who offer what can only charitably be referred to as affiliate programs, whereby people can sign up and are offered a percentage of every sale generated through their link.

Legitimate companies and industrious individuals would then add that affiliate link to an existing website that provides something of value to the reader visiting the website. That's because there is a certain amount of empathy for the person who looks at their website.

The fly-by-night spammer has no interest in going legit and relies on throwaway blog sites and the comment sections of existing legitimate websites as the sole means of getting the affiliate link out there. With reckless disregard for the person or company who spent time putting the website together, sort of like the gangbanger who uses spray paint to mark up property of others or the dog who pees wherever he senses another dog's smell, the spammer will post his or her affiliate links everywhere they can be posted.

This is where the insanity enters the equation. Some websites require a membership sign-up before posting. The spammers will sign up, completely ignore the rules of the website and terms of service (TOS), and proceed to spam anywhere and everywhere. If the membership is deleted for violation of the TOS, the spammer will just sign up again under a new account and spam again. This cycle can go on indefinitely.

A sane person would take the hint after the first or second time and move operations to another location. The clinically insane person keeps repeating the cycle of signing up, spamming, being deleted, signing up, spamming, being deleted, and so on. As a result, it takes incredible patience to want to be a website owner or moderator of a website to deal with these spammers who view the Internet as their personal toilet.

The nice thing for those of us who must suffer them is that many websites today have flag functions so we can flag the byproducts of insane minds so there is little chance for the spamming to be profitable.

If you see spam, I encourage you to flag it no matter where you see it (as defined by the site's TOS, mind you). If you are a habitual spammer, I encourage you to post where people like me will not see it because I will flag it.


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Is selling monkeys spam? It's definitely disgusting.

Did you see the xombyte by lane22 about the capuchin monkeys he/she is trying to get rid of? With the same paragraph repeated three times? What is happening with Xomba? Now people are coming here to unload exotic animals who shouldn't even be pets? :(

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Amen! You'd Think the Sinners See the Poverty in Such Sin!

But alas, Money is what fulfills the addict's yearning ... unfortunate that what we can use to calm the spammer's addiction is also available to the non-spammer (though it's so much more-satisfying that the difference can't be described). We can only continue to preach the True Ways of social-networking! ---Joining Xomba FREE Helps Writers A LOT, but Google signs the checks for our writing about Buddhist Chant, Dr. Hot4Words, Happy Bounties~

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I believe that there should be something done

Perhaps we can lock them up a la Clockwork Orange and force them to take all their cheap, crappy products whilst watching their linked videos and webcams. The ones who survive will be so "turned off" of the typically-spammed products that they won't do it again. We could probably get the ones who are too far gone to run for Congress or something. XOMBA VISITORS GET IN FREE--CLICK HERE

Does this mean we can put spammers in therapy?

If spammers are clinically insane, can we put them all in an institution for therapy? (no Internet connections - of course) For great information on the writer's life, please feel free to check out my freelance writing blog for beginners.

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Yeah, it's a numbers game.

Yeah, it's a numbers game. Spamming works because it makes money. And lots of people around the world earn very little. Why work for a couple of dollars a day when you can sit in a cybercafe and earn more spamming? As for email spam, that too works. Look at how many morons complain they've caught a virus after clicking some email advert that they should have trashed without even reading it. Hey another V-1-A-G-R-A spam email! Must be my lucky day! I have no idea where to buy the stuff from coz I'm too lazy to use a search engine... so lemme click this here! ;-D Join Xomba Here

Spammers: Insane, or crazy like a fox?

I would suggest that the latter may actually be true. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." We all find spam annoying, but maybe the the spammers are getting exactly the results they want. Sure most of their posts will be deleted, but on blogs or Xomba they will be visible for a a period of time before they are deleted. And since spam messages are generally on highly searched for topics, many thousands of people may see those messages and if even one percent act on it, that may make it worth the effort to post them. With email, spam can be sent to one million people for the same cost and effort as reaching one person. If a small number of people getting the message respond and make a purchase, the spammer has gotten the results he or she wants. So while the spammer's behavior is annoying and seemingly stupid to us, it's not crazy or insane at all. In fact, you see a similar type of behavior here on Xomba, though it's within the rules. If someone posts 30 blurbs promoting tickets to concerts by, for example, Alvin and the Chipmunks at 30 different venues, most of them will not make much money because there are many other sites promoting such tickets. But if those 30 blurbs attract even a few clicks, that can pay the poster enough money to have made it worth the time and effort to post the 30 blurbs.

Nicely Put.

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Yes you are quite right

16 Years in national/regional press in the UK has taught me that the most sought after topics are the ones that generate... For many years the Daily Mail Group and its subsidaries made an awful lot of money out of personal ads, (now ok, I'm going back a while, but the personal ads were real newspaper sales generators and later online traffic magnets too) premium content, maximum risk, the Editor was entirely responsib;e inthose days! You are quite right, I just noticed that there were 6 bytes posted simulataneously, I didn't know which one to buy lol, lol , !

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