Atlantic City Cocktail Waitress Wins Mistress USA Pageant


Atlantic City Cocktail Waitress Wins Mistress USA Pageant

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The mistresses were rated in areas such as firmness/roundness of breasts, color of hair, willingness to answer to the name "Hazel," and then their breasts again.


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user-icon Submitted by shallybyte on Mon, 2008-04-28 13:25.

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Giving Thanks for the Women
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Submitted by mythman on Tue, 2008-05-06 13:50.

They know they are worth so much more than to deserve to be toyed around with like this; and yet they forgive, understanding the need we men have for "being the masters of all we survey," and ocassionally let us have the glorious pleasure of being their masters.

Such grace can only be repayed through constant gifts of adoration!
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