The Hills‘ resident sidekick Audrina Patridge has some explaining to do after topless pictures surfaced of the California-native on celeb gossip site What Would Tyler Durden Do. Patridge allegedly commissioned the pictures from a photographer friend before her days in the Hills with hopes the racy images would land her a spot in Playboy. Donning a school-girl skirt, cowboy hat and nothing more than her birthday suit, the images show Patridge attempting (and not quite succeeding) to look sexy and saucy, instead she looks sad and silly.