The energy flows from me in huge tidal bursts. There is ebb and flow to it but the ebbs are getting shorter and the flows are getting longer. This is what happens when you mess with auras I guess.

 

See, about two weeks ago I decided to do some party tricks for a few of my friends. When I was younger my parents had shown me some tricks you can do by messing with a person’s energy field. We got on the subject after Nancy mentioned feeling drained. Well, my friends didn’t believe me that I could take away a person’s energy. So, I had Nancy lie down on the floor. I told her to lift her left leg. I placed my hand on her ankle and told her to keep me from pushing her leg back down. Normally, this is a pretty easy task since your legs have the biggest and strongest muscles in the body. Nancy had no problem resisting the push of my arm. Then I told her to relax and put her leg down. I placed my hand in the air about an inch above her hip. I ran my hand all the way down her left leg maintaining about that inch in height so that I never touched her. When I had finished I asked her to raise her leg again and do the same thing as before. This time I was able to push her leg down with ease. Nancy was amazed.

 

“There was no way I could resist you. It was as if I didn’t have any muscles.” She said in a voice that was very near a shout.

 

“See I told you.”

 

“Ah, that’s a load of BS. You either just pushed harder or the lactic acid build-up inside her kept her from performing the same or maybe both.” My friend Ron injected.

 

“Ok, Ron, let’s do another one except this time you’ll have to help me.”

 

Ron raised his eyebrow kinda questioning what he was getting himself into.

 

“Don’t worry; it’s an easy trick just as before. Nancy can I use you again?”

 

“Sure.”

 

This time I had Nancy sit in a chair.

 

“Ok, Ron you get on her right side and I’ll get on her left. Now only place your index fingers underneath her seat. Ok, let’s try and lift her up.”

 

“Jesus, Nancy you weigh a ton.”

 

“Ha. Ha. Funny Ron.”

 

“So, you can see that it is almost impossible for two people to lift someone with only your index fingers. Ok, Nancy, stand up.”

 

Ron and I placed our hands about an inch off both of Nancy’s shoulders in the back and front and ran our hands all the way down to her feet. I asked Nancy to sit back down. I told Ron to do the exact same thing as before. This time we lifted her with ease.

 

“Holy crap, this is amazing. It is like she weighs nothing and we are only lifting the chair.” Ron said with his eyes bugging out.

 

“Now do you believe me?”

 

“Yes! Yes!”

 

“See, we took her energy into ourselves and made us more powerful. Nancy hasn’t changed at all. The extra energy only lasts a few minutes. Makes for a neat party trick, huh?”

 

Needless to say they had me doing these tricks all night. Something must have gone wrong though because I have these energy bursts. They are lasting anywhere from 10 to 15 minutes now. I have to make sure I’m standing away from anything when these surges come because I am destroying anything I touch during those times. How? Well, my wife burst into flames and I crushed my favorite coffee mug. Man, I miss that mug.