Awesome Tips to Living in Atlanta

Here are a few of the funny highlights from the AJC's "Ultimate Guide to Atlanta," in the section "72 Insider Tips to Living Here."

• For those thinking of driving on Ga. 400, don't do it.
• Critical driving advice: If you can find a good shortcut for avoiding traffic jams, don't tell anybody.
• The best time to visit Six Flags is Sunday while everyone is at church.
• Ride a bike and listen to non-commercial radio.
• Remember, I-285 is a big circle. You can't get lost.
• If you want to feel fat and unfashionable, go to Phipps Plaza. If you want to feel thin and fabulous, go to Northlake Mall or Cobb Galleria.

This is probably only funny to Atlantans; those of you lucky enough to not be living in the Southeast will just have to take my word for it...