China holds an estimated trillion dollars of American debt!

A trillion and a half dollars has been rashly spent to save big business!

China has hinted to the United States not to devalue the American dollar by such reckless spending!

In my opinion, the United States government has sold out to the Chinese to hide their lack of ability to balance the budget. No wonder us Americans can't budget our checkbooks, the government has taught us how not to.

Down to the real question: Is the United States government, right now, spending all of our resources on saving big business and when its all said and done, will we not have a penny left to spend on protecting our Country?

I do believe in protecting our interests abroad and also to honoring our commitments to our allies. But, if a country is so bad (genocide of women and children and the like) that we are going to have to take their leader out, should we be allies with their leader in the first place?

As far as I am concerned (with my limited foreign policy intelligence), if a country is out of control and the government decides that a foreign leader needs to be removed from their office, we should let the military remove the foreign leader, and then have the military step out of the way and let whom ever fight it out for control of the country. And if a vicious and corrupt leader arises in their place, we just step in and take them out also. Let those who want power use up their resources straitening it out.

We can't even seem to get rid of the corrupt politicians in our government very well, and we are concerned with removing corrupt officials in other governments? What are we thinking? One area we think of as genocide is the starvation of children, and so I ask you: How many children are going hungry today in the United States? But, what do I know.

Now, if we are truly concerned with atrocities on women and children, then we should set up a country in African, or in some country or continent, and send them there, or something like that. We should establish a haven of peace somewhere. It would do Africa good to have a world multi-government organization looking after any region in the area. As long as politicians are denied passports then it might do ok. Or, we could let the women and children run it, it would probably fare way better. If we were actually really heartbroken and concerned with all the atrocities in the world, we could bring the women and children into our own personal homes. That is, if we were actually really heartbroken and concerned with all the atrocities in the world???

I imagine women from any country will get along just fine. But what do I know, I'm a male?

Well, no. Bad idea. Keep the women apart. They might actually cause a utopia to happen, and that would surely destabilize the whole male world. How could us greedy, self centered men ever function in a utopia? I mean truly, what would we guys have to hold over the heads of our women! (See, I even used the possessive pronoun when I used the term 'our women.' Talk about self centered and greedy: talking about a woman as a possesion. It must have just been a Freudian slip. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket! That's how I'll justify it! By the way, "Sorry, Love").

I truly think it is because some men don't like to fish that we are so scared to let women rule. Just think, women could take the children along with them to work, where the women would naturally take care of the children above concerns of big business. Actually, they got it right, family first, money second.

To bad politician haven't learned the lesson of taking care of their people first and money second. How many men get divorce papers from their wives because they put prioritize providing for their families through financial gain first and nurturing, love, concern, relational issues, and time spent with them last. "Ummm...politicians...yoohoo... this wonderful country of the United States is a family, not a business."

Now everybody, think about this; If one woman can take care of the:

Inventory: organizing a household, knowing instinctively how much of what is where, and throwing out all our old stuff when we are not looking, while making it look like we were the ones who actually lost it.

Purchasing: buying groceries, clothing, and all the supplies of our households with a zillion coupons, and sifting through twenty brands of just one type of cleanser, for example.

Hiring-firing: (babysitters, plumbers, handymen, etcetera.

Time management: soccer games, dentists, naps (for others of course), medication times, parent-teacher conferences and PTA.

Sanitation: cleaning our house, grandmas house, the lady down the streets house who is ill, and aunt Virginia's all in the same day.

Leadership: Be honest guys, who actually wears the pants in the family? And if you are thinking "Oh, I do." then I dare you to tell your wife that you wear the pants in the family and she will do what you tell her. "Come on! Do it! Do it now! Don’t wait. What are you waiting for! Are you scared?"

So, do you now still think you wear the pants in the family? See, I told you so...chicken. Don't worry about it, I would dare tell my wife that either.

We men will face another man in hand to hand combat till the death and it is no problem, but we are scared to death to face a woman. That is why men don't hit women, instant death is not as scary as a woman's ability to manipulate a man so that he torments himself for the rest of his life. I tell you the truth, women raised us as children they know how to control us.

See also they have the great abilities in:

Communications: distracting 20 kids who have come over to play with Johnny, Suzy, Eddie, Mike, and David, all while multitasking twenty other projects; cooking dinner, answering phone calls, making snacks, bandaging scrapped knees and elbows, all while changing a diaper.

and the thousand and one other tasks, that no male knows anything about (and so I couldn't mention because I am a male, so please forgive my ignorance, it's genetic).

With all that is mentioned above, I think you women have the qualifications needed to run this world.

Man, I don’t know about you guys but think I am going to vacate one space in this rat race that we guys have created. I'll let some woman try her hand. For all I've seen them do, I think they will do an excellent job.

But right now, the government is spending our National Security funds helping men fix what we men have broken. (Just like men to gamble all the rent money away in desperation, trying to make it rich, to pay for all the loans we have borrowed, because of our incompetance and greed in business).

Plus, we only need National Security because us men have been running this world. I say, let big business crash and burn, and let women recreate it with their wonderful style of love, compassion, and genuine nurturing. That is unless you guys are scared that women might actually do a better job than you all.

Now, to find me some real old and smooth scotch, unpack my fishing gear, and go out and give my dog some exercise chasing ducks. Any of you women want a job running this world, one has just become available, I've gone fishing.

If you come to join me, I will be at Any Lake, USA. You will recognize me because I will be sleeping in a hammock, in my red flannel robe and long johns, with a lab and a fishing pole. Feel free to stoke the fire; I'll be up before the fish start biting again.

I noticed I started this article on a serious note, but it is too late to fix it, because I am heading out the door right now, for I’ve just realized that I just single handedly solved all the worlds problems in this one article. "Hunny will you handle the grammatical messes in this article also?"

Last male there is a rotten egg!

God bless ya'll,

Wdzzz

P.S. If you women ever find a place for us to help out, just take a half second, and remember what it was like before, and you won’t have to think twice.

Oh by the way, when ever a boy child becomes an adult (if that is ever possible for a male) just send him out to join the rest of us.

This is Mrs. Wdzzz,

Mr. Wdzzz will soon no longer be available; he was heading out the door and I told him he had I told him that he had to finish his college finals this week. He has also been thinking about changing his name and for me to send any care packages to Mark Twain. So, will that make me Mrs. Twain??? Oh, another name change, I guess I can handle the paper work with that too. But, he better p's and q's or I will be changing my last name and it won't be to Twain, if you know what I mean?

Oh by the way, as he said, he left me a bunch of grammatical errors that I have fixed already. Just like a male to make a mess and leave it for us women to clean up. Oh, was I talking about his grammar or the national debt? Snicker, snicker.

Send some ladies to meet me at the Capital tomorrow morning; preferably some women who have had their good-for-nothing husbands leave them with no car and no money to feed their hungry kids. They know how to work a non-existing budget through a crisis!

Look at it this way girls; they aren't even competent enough to put the seat down and we let them rule the world. What were we thinking!

With them not even being able to hit the potty 50% of the time, we have another mess to clean up. With a few of us there, it shouldn't take more than a couple hours to clean up the mess they have created in Washington D.C.

See you tomorrow,

Mrs. Wdzzz,

Or is it Twain?

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