The Donald Trump/Rosie O'Donnell feud shows no signs of dying out, and you'll need to get out your scorecards to keep track of the latest developments. Indeed, the spat is spreading like a brush fire, if it was possible for a brush fire to be made of two dull, loud-mouthed celebrities who insist on carrying on a very public squabble, even when it makes both of them look like self-centered jackasses.

While Trump has called Barbara Walters a liar and Rosie O'Donnell a loser, both ladies shot back on Wednesday. O'Donnell was said to exclaim "He's at it again," referring to a letter that Trump wrote to her. In the letter, Trump said that Walters had told him that working with O'Donnell on ABC's "The View" was like "living in hell."

Referring to the matter, Walters said, "That poor, pathetic man," declining to even mention the The Donald by name. O'Donnell high-fived Walters and the show's two other hosts, also not naming the object of their derision.

Referring to the lower-than-expected ratings for the new season of Trump's reali-tard show "The Apprentice," O'Donnell said, "The man is obsessed with me, and I'm happy to say his show tanked."

Trump's reaction to all this? The celebrity news show "The Insider" reported that a statement from Trump said, "They didn't even have the courage to mention me by name. It was sad to see Barbara read her statement off a cue card."

Walters was indignant at that remark. "Cue cards?! I don't need no stinking cue cards!," she spewed. "What's sad is that that scum-sucking casino-pimp has a ridiculous comb-over on his head that looks like a dodo bird in heat is making love to his balding cranium!," Walters spit out. "That comb-over looks like a cheap cast-off from a yard sale at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum!"

The Donald said Walters had called him to try to end the feud and supposedly told him "don't worry, she won't be here for long" (referring to O'Donnell) and "Donald, never get in the mud with pigs." Trump also claimed that Walters had told him that she didn't want O'Donnell on "The View," but Walters was quick to deny this.

To end the ugly feud, a blue-ribbon commission has been formed to moderate the dispute. High-level meetings have been reportedly been held at the Marriott Marquis hotel in New York City between Montel Williams, Judge Judy, and former U.N. ambassador Madeline Albright.

Trump and O'Donnell also appeared in Judge Judy's courtroom on Wednesday afternoon, but no progress was reported. The New York One TV channel noted that at one point Judge Judy became so exasperated with The Donald that she exclaimed to a nearby court officer, "Bailiff, whack his pee-pee!"

Solutions to the feud have centered around a Jell-O-wrestling match to be refereed by World Wrestling Entertainment chairman Vince "Pencil-Neck Geek" McMahon. The match will reportedly be an over-the-top steel-cage bout, one fall with a 20-minute time limit. But the two cantankerous principals have been engaging in pre-match posturing, and have taken to arguing over the flavor of Jell-O to be used (The Donald wants raspberry; O'Donnell is holding out for lemon) and whether mini-marshmallows should be allowed in the gelatinous goo.

Montel Williams, for his part, was optimistic that an agreement could be reached. "I think we'll get the deal done," he told the New York Times. "There's always room for Jell-O."

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