Barry "Barroids" Bonds made his first court appearance today for his arraignment on perjury and obstruction of justice charges.

The juiced up home run king* made his way through the metal detectors of the federal district courthouse in San Francisco and headed to the 19th floor where he was expected to plead not guilty to four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction after being charged with lying to a grand jury about using performance-enhancing drugs.

Screw the metal detector, this a-hole needs to be hooked up to a lie detector.