"Bernie, Bernie get up. But why? Because its time to get up. But being in bed is what I do, I'm a bed bug duh! Just like you never go outside since you're a housefly" "But today I really feel like doing something driffent. I think I'll go next door to the neighbors and visit my brother Harry." Sue Harvey? Your never make it past the screen door. " Bernie , How do you think I got here? I use to live next door until a year ago and then one day all of the sudden I decided I wanted to do something new with my life. So I moved here, and I've been pesking these people ever since..." "Well I'll see you in a day or two Bernie." "Sure Harvey sure. 30 minutes later. "Harvey is that you ? No, I'm Freddy the Fruit Fly." "Where'd you come from?" "The kitchen. Some how I took a wrong turn and ended up here.Where is Harvey anyway?" "He's gone next door to visit his brother Harry.""He'll never get past the screen door." Said Freddy. "That's what I told him." "Even if he dose the neighbors have a insect sapper that will get him." A week later. "Bernie,Bernie. I'ts me Freddy. Has Harvey come back yet." "No! He said he was only going to be gone a day or two. I'm starting to worry." Bernie looked nerverously towards the window "Do you think we should go look for him?" Suddenly a smile came on Freddy's face "I'll ask Alice. She's this Ant that comes in from time to time to borrow sugar. She'll know if he's still at Harrys. The next day "Bernie, Bernie! Yuor not going to belive what Alice told me Harveys getting married to some fly name Hilery and then she's going to move here with him" "I guess you better tell Sammy, the silverfish, no more Friday night poker games or Sunday afternoon football parties."