Hmmm... how could your one true love help you with those resolutions if fulfilling those resolutions was the key to having your wish to be with her? Is that supposed to be a paradox? 1) Well, she probably sounds like a pet parrot, so it wouldn't be necessary cuz she'll drive you crazy without any help... 2) Garlic is pretty stinky to most people, especially after it's been festering in your mouth... 3) I'm not sure that traveling to Mexico helps a guy win a girl over... 4) Rare insects are the only kind fascinating enough to be studied, especially the "!Crazy!" kind... 5) Maybe stripping classes help a dude feel sexy, and he will want to look 'sexy' if he feels like it, plus, confidence seems to give people energy... But I'm sure if she's your one true love, she wouldn't expect you to do anything that you didn't already desire for yourself.