Funny blonde joke #1
A blonde goes to a man's house and wants to know if he has any odd jobs.

He thinks to himself, she's a blonde, I bet bet I can get her to paint my huge porch for $20.00, so he asks her and she agrees. He says, "The paint is in the garage."

About two hours later she knocks on the front door again, "I'm finished."

"Great you must work fast." He says and hands her a twenty dollar bill."

She smiles and puts the money in her purse and adds, "By the way it's a Ferrari, not a porch."