Recently Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie commissioned a new yacht to be custom built for them. The reported price tag is 268,000,000, but that's just money well spent for all the underprivileged in the world.
We're serious. Seriously!
The yacht will have a swimming pool where Brad can do rehabilitation with horses traumatized by being stabled in barns with pedestrian architecture, heliport to receive a steady supply of orphans or Hollywood celebrities and a submarine so Angelina can continue her mission of underwater mine removal.

Brad and Ang are so worried about living conditions in Africa that they are buying the boat to use for summer camps for Africa's starving children. They also plan to use it as a retreat for African victims of AIDS. There will be plaques in every bedroom used by a refugee that states 'Don't you wish you were rich like us?' and 'We're so rich we have gold toilets, LOSER!' 'We wish we could do more to alleviate poverty in Africa but we really wanted a super fancy Italian boat.'

And ya know Ang already does so much for the orphans and stuff. And she brings photogs wherever she goes and she even wears that headscarf thingy during the photo ops to show that she feels for every starving child's plight.
The kebabs were delicious
Brad and Ang will try very hard to make sure they think about African poverty at least once a day when they are cruising on their yacht. They already have two teary in-depth interviews with Barbara Walters and Mary Hart on the yacht where they will lament their excessive wealth and re-affirm this is all just for "the children".