Learning Disabled Ring Tailed Lemur Brain", Paris Hilton AKA self described "Iconic Blonde of the Decade" has stated that she was a role model for Britney Spears.
Wheeee!

Wasn't it after they were BFF for 2 weeks that Britney began being photographed with her 'bits' hanging out, drinking her face off, exchanging bikinis with strangers, culminating with her shaving her head and entering rehab?

Wow, I wonder if Paris would be willing to be my daughter's mentor too?
Will you be my bunkmate?"

That would sort of be like the time I sent my son to summer camp at Michael Jackson's place.