Breasts Are The Best
Breasts Are The Best
Now, there are all kinds of men. Men have different tastes, legs, thighs, neck etc. But me I am a breasts man. I just can’t get over breasts or have enough of breasts. There is something about them that keeps me hankering for more. And it’s not any one type, which I am especially bowled over by. I love all kinds, small breasts, big breasts, the meaty fleshy kind and the hard muscular type. They all have the same effect on me.
Show me a breast and I start salivating like crazy. My eyes pop out and then I am no longer in control and I just don’t care what people think about me thereafter. Anyone and everyone who has been with me says that they are embarrassed by my behavior. They just don’t understand that just seeing a breast is enough to put that delicious taste in my mouth and the entire nervous system then conspires to send the messages to my body parts to devour the object of my desires.
All my friends, women included, have told me that there is more and constantly advise me to shift my attention to other parts, there is the legs, the neck, thighs etc. I have tried but to no avail. Somehow the other parts of the anatomy just don’t do it for me.
Just last week, I decided, enough is enough, no more breasts for me. Anything else would do just fine. Two days later I am in the market. I stand in front of the glass counter. Legs, neck, thighs,… legs, neck, thighs.., I keep reminding myself. Then I spot them. The most meaty, shapely and luscious breasts. And there goes all my determination. I fell for them and blurted, “I will have breasts.”
The man, he knew me, next to the counter repeated what everyone has been telling me, “So much is not good for you. Why not try legs, something else.... You never order anything other than Chicken Breasts.”
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Glad you liked it Nick. I was worried that Google and Women may get offended with the excessive use of the word, in title as well. Google did not. Now, hoping women also won't...
Some people find them too dry but the breasts are my favorite piece of meat too. Risky and not a bit offensive, if somebody gets offended by it then you gotta ask yourself - where are their minds?
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I've had dry breasts, I've had juicy ones; it's not the chicken's fault, it's the chicken-buyer's/-keeper's/-cook's.
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I haven't ever had a problem with dry breasts because I remember to apply oil liberally and massage it in by hand. Don't ever let those BBQ folks tell you that a dry rub works best.
Oh what I wouldn't give to be massaging some oil into a couple of tender breasts at this very moment. :)
I believe the word you are looking for to describe your true feelings right now is not excited but titillated.
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But you're right; enjoying the juicy flavor is so much more satisfying when you can look at them actually expecting the Colonel to deliver them!
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Nice to know I am not the only one. Thanks for the comments and the votes Champagnedreams, binkdonk and Mythman
I love the legs...! Guess I am different!
... and the chicken wouldn't eat so well without them; but the truest fruit of the farmer's labor is found in the breast.
Legs are like pizza; even if they suck, they're still 'pizza.'
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You are not alone rawnak. I love the legs and thighs much better too. The meat in both are just so much juicier and tastes better :)
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Like Jim Morrison sang.
"I've ate more chicken than you've ever seen"
It's all I can afford. I can't afford steak.
that your not "shy" at all *lol*
I give you a point for being straight forward and honest *Smiles*
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Good one! The title caught my attention, well written story love the way you expressed your love for the breast. Uniquely written.
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So well written right down to the punch line. I had to keep reading to see where it would lead.
Great work :)
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i gotta hand it to ya, you know how to keep me guessin till the end.
nice use of breast.
but, these communities have a very thin line separatin things tat offend you and others that are clean.... watch out...
Nice one though...
There are ~some~ names of people who are gladly associated with their breasts and legs (e.g. Col. Sanders, et al.), but associate anyone who doesn't take part in that profession (or as they are taking part in a different profession), and they all of a sudden get offended at your inappropriateness.
Example: In an article I was asked to take down, I commented that many of the women OF MY CHURCH (which was discussing "the giant, blue, invisible elephant," the focus of that article) were in fact 'centerfold-worthy.' The one who asked me to take it down was ~afraid~ that the women who rehd it would mistakenly think that my mind was 'in that place' (which it always is) when it *should* be in a higher place (which it always is).
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Three of the top ten ranked articles on Xomba are breast-related. I think we all have one track minds, or dare I say, two-track minds.
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My silly little article about Sarah Silverman, which mentions her "nice rack" is also in the top 10.
Yes, there is much boob talk on Xomba, these days.
... the cleavage is just cake-icing.
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Haha, I like the way that was written. I lack the wittiness involved in writing your Byte when I say this, but its all about the chicken thighs in a crockpot.
thighs...not bad actually :-0..+1!
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don't do anything for me. Thighs though are a completely different matter. And legs. Yum!
I am more than overwhelmed at the response. Frankly whether it is thighs, legs or breasts, it does not matter as long as you get to lay your hands on something.
Chicken is chicken after all.
Thanks a lot people, for the votes and the very interesting comments.
I am still looking for that one word in the comments which brought in PSAs in the post.
Makes me think People at Google need some help. Considering that people come in through searches, why would anyone looking for breasts, think of helping others in need in that moment of their own need.
I think there's a standard filter on the ads. Maybe people are looking for breasts, racks, boners, shearers etc., but people aren't paying to be seen with them; standard in buying campaigns is a kind of 'we won't show you near any of this filth'-clause (one o those you have to specifically ask to be left out of, if you REALLY want in ... which a lot of people don't coz it's not worth it).
So if anybody WANTED their ads with chicken-content, you would be on their list; but they don't.
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Funny thing is, I don't see PSAs on this 'byte... I see ads for chicken breasts (and one for an extra-large bra). The ads change periodically, I don't know why they'd be PSAs at one time and then regular ads another time.
Maybe some human, which are a rarity at Google, finally read / audited the article.
Or maybe i should have complained earlier.
That's right! They don't stop at the FRΕε Magazines!
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As I said before, ad-buyers have to be very-specific in their keyword selection when it hovers around the Red Light District.
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than chicken breasts. It seems much less obscene, to me.
So I agree, oh voluptuaVeg. The salivation works better when directly applied to the breasts in question.8-B
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I prefer thighs,also called drumsticks..
My mouth is watering...
Deep fry all the thighs...
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