The "Celebutards Society" has confirmed it! The “Pissing Contest” between Paris and Britney is over, and there is a winner! The contest was held in an unlikely, but highly suitable location for the two highly-popular celebutards - the planet MARS!

Along with an ample supply of space-panties from "Star Lingerie", the girls were outfitted in stylish, form-fitting space-suits by top NASA fashion supplier, "Space Suits for the Rich and Beautiful".
They are well known for their line of "Under-and-Outer Wear", specially designed for “today’s active spaced-out women".

Video and photographic support for the contest came from ”Sony” and ”Canon”, who generously donated cameras to each of the girls to use while on Mars. Equipped with the latest technology, including a reliable self-timer settings, and the capability of taking both still pictures and video, this equipment insured that neither girl would miss a ‘self-photo opportunity’.

Britney could not contain herself when told she would be supplied with the latest astronomically capable equipment. Her breasts noticeably bouncing inside of her custom-fit suit, she jumped up and down, excitedly exclaiming "Oh My GAWD, a ”Canon PowerShot S3 IS”?! Wait!! How long is the self-timer? It will give me time to strike all the right poses, right?! Holy S**t, this will be so cool!!"

There was a noticeable difference between the 'bounce' in Paris' suit as compared to Britney's, as she hopped about squealing, "You're f***ing kidding me!! A ”Sony DCR-SR100 Camcorder”!? Just think what I can do with this! It has a microphone and everything! Owwwww!!” Reporters, on hand at Kennedy’s Space Center, noted that not only was this the longest string of sentences used by this celeb in a long time, but they actually made sense!

The contest took place over the last couple of months, in areas of the planet’s surface that are normally quite visible from Earth. When questioned by press members about the recent ‘activity’, spotted by astronomers all over the world, NASA officials reluctantly released a few grainy photos in hopes of refuting the story. However, these images clearly show that there was a contest, and that there were multiple locations used.

NASA officials continue to deny that there was any sort of contest held there, and have since refused further comment.

As seen above and below in these exclusive photos obtained by Google from NASA, and released here only on Xomba Britney is seen preparing to squat at the edge of a crater.

Sources say that in the short video from which this picture was taken, she is faintly heard muttering, "Mars is so cool!" This is clear evidence that she supports the nation’s exploratory efforts on the Red Planet, which will surely endear Britney even further to fans of all ages.

In spite of public interest in the outcome of the contest, the “Celebutard Society”, who secretly sponsored the contest, has decided that the winner will be announced at a later date. A Celebutard spokesperson stated, "Our main concern, now that the girls are home safely, is that they first be allowed to get back to a ‘normal’ life. We will announce the contest winner at that time."

This leaves literally millions of fans, throughout the solar-system, wondering who officially holds the title of "Celebutard Pissing Queen".

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