News of Fashions Mars -- Britney and Paris Pissing Contest

What went on, on Mars?

Some of the most definitive evidence:

(Mars images from NASA)
Most judges and independent observers feel this incident (and these gullies) was the deciding portion of the Britney Spears-Paris Hilton Pissing Contest. This was no grudge event. There would be an 'honorable' winner.

According to officials, the "Girls" elected the free form squat position, and as a quantitative measure, "sheer volume" in a single effort.

Most women who have entered these kinds of contests are extremely competitive. These women practice and advise several strong "contraction" exercises to be able to hold on to things until the actual moment of performance. Anna Piskan, Bulgarian National Freestyle Champ, agreed to train both Paris and Britney.

In the competition phase for women, Anna Piskan, and the other professionals, advise "instant full relaxation" during release, and suggest the athletes make no effort to pressure or force the stream as in the men's competitive arena. In the woman's arena, its volume!

As yet there has been no official announcement of the winner, though, in this image there clearly was a winner! It is not known which channel was generated by which participant.

All the contest patter aside, it is good to see some really memorable faces associated with Mars for the 21st century, as well as move on with the discussion of the exciting style, fashion, and clothing opportunities Britney and Paris have provided with this contest. Sure, it's about winning! But especially competitive friends can get their heads together! It's about the money and the status, so we will see what they have learned from it!

The Original Version:

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And the Latest Version of the Face:

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As can be seen here hardly any fashion "sense" has been left in the historical image.

Things should be different now that the "Girls" have focused some efforts on restating what fashion in the early 21st century should be about. That is, "Fashions Mars" and the new color schemes, the subtle ochers and siennas, near brownish charcoals, all from "The Mars Factor," will become increasingly important as more and more Earthling's venture on to explore and work and settle on distant shores.

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THE NEW FACES ON MARS

The new faces on Mars, those of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, are certainly better from a 'beauty' standpoint than the old and eroded "Viking Face" on Mars, retaken more recently with the Mars Orbiter Camera, and greatly eroded in the public consciousness.

These young women have modeled many provocative fashions, but in addition now are interested in fashions which are both durable and practical, sensuous and sensible, "Hot" and physically protective. These and the Martian Field Jacket, will all be at a premium in these new environments. The 'Girls' strong fashion sense will bring these qualities home to Earth, where these fashions can sing their own songs and resonate through the world's young and adventuress population, making a youthful statement about Mars and the future of the person wearing those items.

Both of the "Girls" passionate fashion sense and their great respect and appreciation of the environment of Mars, after the contest experience, changed both of them fundamentally.

Britney expressed it meaningfully, and deeply in her "Mars is . . . so . . . Cool ..." utterance that it may end up being trademarked.

It is all about the fashion, and another company, with savvy marketing perspectives tied to their corporate clothing goal, is calling itself "Red Planet." So the Fashion Ball is rolling.

The very presence of these young sexy beauties, Paris and Britney aids rather than harms the Red Planet. The completion of their contest should not detract from the overall goal of searching out new technically advanced materials, and alluring defining colors. Fashions can be passionate statements of functional practicality or direct and strong methods of attraction. The Girls want to mix the two in their fashions.

The acute color sensitivity of both women went into naming and defining those colors which will become as familiar to every person who wears clothing as the name Levi's or Van Huesen. These colors will help make identifiable fashion statements just as strongly as Goggle and its vast search engine, or the Nike crescent, or superpower industrialist corporations like GE, Sony, Yamaha, GMC, Ford, or Toyota.

The new colors Paris and Britney have named, defined, and developed are part of the marketing plan to capitalize on this extraordinary contest, a part of which was carried out on Earth in highly public circumstances and with public interest at almost fever-pitch.

The "Girls" goal in this Contest has improved the overall fashion concept factors of "Mars" as a developmental clothing line from a fashion designer's standpoint.

It is likely the Fashion World will see an early impact in fashions of the "Fashions Mars" clothing line, started conceptually by Paris and Britney, if all goes well later this year perhaps with the Earth's ruddy Mars-like Autumn colors in New England and southern Canada, possibly to include exciting and stimulating "tear away" deliciously edible panties, something both young women have yearned for in their exploits.

The "Girls" clearly can seize the opportunity their Pissing Contest has provided to expand their influence on the next decade's durable fashion contributions. The second fashion venue has also been organized around the natural colors of Mars, from Burnt Martian Umber through subtle and sexy 'Passion Mars Red', colors tracing their definition to the vast landscapes of Mars itself. These exciting new colors from "Factor Mars" are surely to be integrated widely in the autumn with some advanced inroads by mid-summer!

As these young women mature, the depth of their contributions to the excitement of "Fashions Mars" and the entire Space Program to reach Mars with settlements and a small Hilton Hotel (to be largely constructed of native materials of Mars) in the next twenty years, will surely be accelerated. Look for beautiful, practical, and durable women's fashion's to be presented by "Fashions Mars" early in Autumn this year. Red Planet hopes to rush into production as soon as arrangement with the colors owners The Mars Factor are finalized.

The exciting stimulating and sexy hot colors of "Factor Mars" will be provocatively obvious later in the year ahead and the practicality and environmental integration these new trends and colors support will be with us as we reach out to the places the "Girls" have already begun exploring. We all look forward to the promising designs.

"Mars is . . . so . . . Cool! or "That's so Hot! . . ." may not even begin to point out the possibilities.