My girlfriend is back, big-time, Baby. OK, I'll admit Britney and I have not met on a conscious level so maybe the whole 'girlfriend' tag seems confusing, but I really don't want to split hairs and get all semantical with you, so let's just continue....Shall we?

Last night at MTY's Video Music Awards she was the big winner taking home three awards including the ultimate, Video of the Year. Not only has she never won any VMA's previously, but coming off last years performance (and I use the term loosely) that was laughed about around the world, where she almost half way started to dance while lip synching, and wearing way too little clothes for the amount of flesh her frame was packing -- I was scared for her to even enter the building this year, even though I'd heard the good reports of her being on the wagon and knew how well she'd done in her sit-com acting stints.

Well, I had nothing to worry about. She looked utterly delicious once again and came off like the past couple years were just a long, bad dream.

This is just more evidence of what people can do with their lives when they give up alcohol and other hard drugs.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go find that, "Leave Britney Alone" guy and celebrate.

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