0
votes

Buying a car – important questions.

posted October 9, 2009 - 1:22am
Buying a car – important questions.

Men and women have different ideas about what is important to consider when purchasing a vehicle for personal or family use.

Men will want answers to the following questions:

  1. Where do I keep a six pack and can it be kept cold?
  2. Is it tough enough to survive a landing on Mars?
  3. How fast can I put it through a hairpin?
  4. Will it outrun a cop car?
  5. Does it have radar deflection?
  6. Will it stay upright on a 90 degree gradient?
  7. Can I fit the whole team in?
  8. Is it a chick magnet?
  9. Can the seats be made to go totally horizontal?
  10. Does it have mirrors on the roof?

Women on the other hand have another series of important questions:

  1. How big are the makeup mirrors?
  2. Does it come with mix and match body and interior?
  3. What colour decals are available for it?
  4. How tough are the bumpers?
  5. How many suitcases will fit in the boot?
  6. Does it have an integrated phone, CD player and baby watch camera system?
  7. How many storage compartments can I reach from the driver’s seat?
  8. Can I plug in a portable coffee maker, a fridge and a hairdryer?
  9. Is there soundproofing between the driver’s section and the kids section?
  10. Will I look better than all my friends if I drive this car?

 



Comments

Post new comment

  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • You can use BBCode tags in the text. URLs will automatically be converted to links.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <p> <br> <b> <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <span> <object> <param> <embed> <table> <tr> <td> <div>
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.

More information about formatting options

Join Xomba Today

Do you like to write? Would you like to make a little extra money on the side? These people do. Join the Xomba community today.
Become a Member