New Term for Webster's Dictionary!

Last night, I went out with my friend, Adriana to a little bar called Me and CA's. We watched all the regulars get up and do the usual karaoke things like "Summer Nights" from Grease, Chris Isaac, Johnny Cash....yada, yada, it was mostly boring but some were pretty funny. There was a guy there who looked completely out of time and out of date. He seemed like he should be in the 70's but his shoes...good God, those shoes, and his tan corduroy, slightly highwatered pants kept him lost in the Salvation Army thrift store time warp. Did I mention the shoes were shiny platforms? Ugh! Well, it was the pants that caused the new word for Webster's CAMEL BALLS! Yep, you heard right! Everyone has heard of camel toes on woman but I have never, NEVER, seen the likes of what I saw last night. His dated coduroys were way too tight in the crotch and all you could see was the line separating his testicles.! I swear! He had CAMEL BALLS! I damn near peed myself laughing. So go forth, share the new term with your friends! I bid you!