While perusing the Google Trends a little earlier I happened upon the comedian Carrot Top a few notches down from the top slot, so I clicked and pulled up some recent pictures of this frazzled haired nightmare. Holy crap, how much bad plastic surgery can one person have? He was always a freakish looking guy, but now he looks like the Michael Jackson of stand-up comics. Perhaps he can no longer create good material (well, I never found him more than mild amusing, myself) and is hoping to entice laughs from his audience by his appearance alone. And what's with all the mascara? Maybe somebody should tell him that the 80s are over.

He's got this body builder figure going now, as well, which looks all the more ridiculous paired with the hideously painted and botoxed face. If I told you I have it on good authority Carrot Top doesn't use steroids, you'd probably also believe Sarah Silverman just sent a reply to my latest email, and wants to hook-up. It's true, I swear!

I may have some seriously disturbing dreams tonight after looking at the picture below. If anyone reading this nonsense has a weak stomach, my sincerest apologies.

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