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The Cigar Bar - The last Bastion of manliness

posted March 8, 2009 - 9:32pm
The Cigar Bar - The last Bastion of manliness

I am supremely disappointed in my manly brethren. We are no longer the dominant anything!

Recently I read that women are set to overtake men in terms of numbers in the workplace. How long before they actually receive that equal pay they are looking for?

And sports? Hah! Go to your local sports bar and see how many hotties are sitting around, enjoying a brew, cheering their favorite team while wearing the newest team apparel. Even on eharmony the chickidies tout their sports enthusiasm with as much vigor as any male counterpart.

Fear not my bearded brothers for I have found an oasis of testosterone - the cigar bar. I'm not talkin' about those foo-foo martini serving imposters found in the big cities. No, I'm talkin' 'bout the local cigar bar - they are loaded with manliness. Leather chairs and sofas; HDTV TVs with any and all sports playing; your favorite drafts on tap and lots and lots of smoke. And best yet - no women!

Yes, Yes, I know, smoking is bad for you. But really, what isn't? Any really its a small price to pay to be able to find a little peace and quite. Women are going to out live you anyway so you might as well have some fun.

So, whenever the old ball and chain is wokring your last nerve, head down to the closest cigar bar, grab a stogie, order a brew, catch a killer buzz and enjoy life!

And as an added bonus, you'll smell so bad to her when you come home she'll leave you completely alone!

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Author: Darrell Curts
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Lol this is funny. I love a

helterskelter - Thu, 2009-7-5 4:53 am
Lol this is funny. I love a good cigar and strangely so does my wife sometimes but I don't have a problem with that, we have been to a cigar bar before and enjoyed ourselves. Nothing beats the powerful stress relief and taste of a fine cigar.

Bad words in different languages

Idlewild - Sat, 2009-14-3 4:38 pm
I do know a few, but I'm not going to list them here. Google probably flags bad words in non-English languages, too.

You know me too well

Darrell Curts - Sat, 2009-14-3 4:12 pm
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Un budweiser, es para usted!

Darrell Curts - Sat, 2009-14-3 4:11 pm
Nothing like learning a language from ads! But you have to learn at least the bad words - gringo. Visit my homepage here

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Cigar Spanish

Idlewild - Sat, 2009-14-3 11:40 am
" (need to start getting that Spanish down Idle you whitey)" I work in NYC, dude, I know some Spanish, mostly from the ads in the subways... "No mas cucarachas!", etc. I've been to Central America, and also a few restaurants in South Beach (where they also sold cigars)... that should be enough Spanish, enough for finding cigars, anyway.

This Devilish Man with a Cigar in his Gob

AndAnotherThing2 - Sat, 2009-14-3 11:29 am
Mischief, that's what this article is. Naughty but nice as a cream cake. He doesn't really mean it about equal pay for women but wouldn't mind if someone took him to task about it - that's the naughty part. Don't be baited by this prankster of a writer but see his refreshing, funny (nice) side...

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Those places are the best!

Darrell Curts - Mon, 2009-9-3 11:25 am
In Orlando there is Sosa's cigar shop where, oddly enough, they sell mostly Sosa cigars. But they also have an old man who will roll some for the tourists. I always made it a point to buy a couple of those from the old man. Its in Downtown Disney of all places. In Tampa there is a cigar bar in Centro Ybor (need to start getting that Spanish down Idle you whitey) that rolls on property and only sells those cigars. And, AND, a couple of years ago I went to a rehersal dinner where the bride and groom had hired their own cigar roller for the event. This was also down in Ybor. Visit my homepage here

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Cigar bars

Idlewild - Mon, 2009-9-3 1:05 am
If cigar bars see a little to pretentious and upscale, there are always those little shops where guys make the cigars and you can go in and smoke one that's recently been rolled. There's one a block from where I work, where you can watch the Dominican guys making the cigars right in the window. There are chairs and couches to sit around talking and smoking. I've never gone there, since I don't speak Spanish.

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