You know what really pisses me off?

Britney Spears and everything surrounding her.

Seriously. Why is the entire world obsessed with her?

She's a piece of trailer-trash who somehow wormed her way into the limelight.

She's a horrible mother who should not only have her children taken away from her, but should be prosecuted for the documented crimes she has done to her own children.

The only time she has ever looked attractive or beautiful is after some skilled studio lighting gets in front of her and a camera, or after a Photoshop wizard spends hours doctoring her photos.

I had to place this article under Celebrity Gossip, but I really wanted to place it under Humor.

To look up Britney Spears in the Google Image Search is to find basically a slide-show of disgusting behavior that should never be tolerated. It's like looking at an online photo album entitled, "How Not to Run Your Life."

Working-class stiffs like myself get pissed off by this stuff. We don't care so much about the woman herself, as many people do. We care that she has so many opportunities, so much money, so much affluence, and her life has less control than ours.

She has every advantage in life. What she considers "work" is something many people in the world could do for 24 hours straight without breaking a sweat.

Why can we not just pick up and ostracize her one of these days? She hasn't been a player on the music scene in four years. Nobody should care anymore. Let's just drop it and send her back to the bayou, if they'll even have her back.