Michele. You did this delightfully well! These women are so damned smart! good with words. I could work on this but you made me make it up quick. --------------------------- Damn, damn it all! you got to realize, that toilet's small and even in a hurry not much goes on the wall. You gripe I leave the seat up You bitch if I pee with it lowered I know it makes you frown I have to raise it, do my thing and obediently put it down But I gotta tell you this, my dear it sunk right home to me, and things I've learned on your account will with me forever be The hall light shined not bright enought to light the stool, and I was hell bent for what I had to do, But... in the dark, too late, I found, I must have left it up, not put it down, and damn near drowned my butt in pee. Now I hate to ask this, especially here, that night you were at your mother's, Just this once please tell me true and I won't know any better, you kindly left it up for me like I for you. Let's say this makes us even I won't do that again. I promise. ============ I like it. I love it. Please write me more of it. touche!