Damn it, Woman!!! by Les Porter

DAMN IT, WOMAN!

Damn, damn it all!!!
Let’s get this straight . . .
Damn it!
Let’s make this clear!
Woman. . !

You are moody,
and fickle, and downright
bitchy –
as changeable
as a butterfly . . .

You’re brash,
and fitful,
fretful and wistful,
and once in a while just –
Mean . . !

One minute a smile, a FLASH!!!
then a frown . . .
in an instant you’re Up!
in a moment you’re down. . .

You’re a bundle of contrasts;
---- of instant confusion:--
---- a ‘semblance of Logic?
---- Hah!
---- total illusion . . !

if a Wind could describe you
we’d call it uncertain –
but more a tornado–
than simply a breeze!

Damn it, Woman!
do as you please!

You are witty,
and cheerful,
and sure,
and demure,
and often outlandishly bright!!!
the female edition
is pure intuition!
(might be the only thing i’ve got right. . .)

Damn it, there, Woman!
don’t get upset!
There’s one thing i’ll surely admit,

i like it.
i like it.
i like it.