Every time I see a trailer for a Dane Cook movie, I immediately look for a cyanide capsule. If Hollywood were the human body, Dane Cook would be the cancer that is eating its insides.
PRETTY PLEASE!

I am pretty sure that he ruined Jessica Alba's film career. How could she possibly rebound from that skidmark of a movie, Good Luck Chuck. It should have been called "Good Luck Bitch, See You in the Straight-to-Video Bin". And now, poor cute Kate Hudson is about to become his next victim. What a downward spiral. First Chris Robinson, then Lance Armstrong, Owen Wilson, and now you have to appear alongside DC?

Maybe you can ask mom to give you her piece of the profits from the Private Benjamin seasons on DVD.

Dane Cook, will you please see if you can beat the top score for human Frogger on the PCH?

Until then.... http//poopstick.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/lame-ass-celebrity-of-the-week-97/