David Hasselhoff Gets Sole Custody


David Hasselhoff Gets Sole Custody

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Hasselhoff setting a fine example for his childrenHasselhoff setting a fine example for his childrenWith a colossal smile plastered across his face, David Hasselhoff emerged from a Los Angeles County Superior courtroom moments ago and told cameras he was awarded primary physical and sole legal custody of his two daughters -- apparently putting an end to one of the most bitter and public custody battles of all time.
Several weeks ago, this video was released to the media. It was shot by one of his daughters.
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/david_hasselhoff_gets_primary.php

It is clear to see why courts would give Hasselhoff custody of his children. The only better choice would have been a family of Great White Sharks...and I think they were all booked up taking care of Angie's kids.



user-icon Submitted by angelinhotpants on Fri, 2007-06-15 16:20


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Idlewild's picture

Hasselhoff DOES set a fine example for his children

Submitted by Idlewild on Fri, 2007-06-15 23:22.

1. He's eating while sitting/lying down--better than standing up and eating on the run.
2. He's having food while drinking, to slow the absorption of alcohol.
3. He's not wearing a shirt, to avoid spilling food on it. Smart idea!

Don't hassle The Hoff, Angel!

angelinhotpants's picture

You're right

Submitted by angelinhotpants on Sat, 2007-06-16 14:30.

Plus he shows that it is possible to remain alive and speak (albeit incoherently) with simply cotton wool and a picture of bugs bunny in one's cranium.

Mike Reilly's picture

Time to pay the Piper

Submitted by Mike Reilly on Mon, 2007-06-18 14:20.

Time is running out for David. Satan will be coming soon to claim the soul he traded for gaining fame and fortune while having no actual talent.

KITT the Talking Car and Pam Anderson's breast implants were better actors than The 'Hoff.