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Dear Husband, I Love You But I Need Something More

posted May 3, 2009 - 2:59am
Dear Husband, I Love You But I Need Something More

Dear Husband,

First of all, thank you so much for seventeen years together. You are everything I could have wanted and more. A brilliant chef, a doting father, an attentive husband, the protector of the family. How could I be so lucky? Indeed.

This is why what I have to say is so hard. I mean, I don't understand how you could be so deficient in that area. It just blows me away. After all this time, you haven't learned what I like. It's almost unforgivable. I've tried to explain it to you so many times. But today...today was the last straw. I'm done explaining. It looks like I will have to show you instead. Please pay attention to the video tutorial, dear husband, it's all I've ever wanted from you.




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ha ha ha ha

I am now blushing. My husband, hangs toilet rolls. He hangs them in the direction so the paper comes over the top of the roll - he proudly declares himself an "out-ee". I hang them randomly, its up to the next person who uses it to pick away at the join and have the surprise of which way the paper is going to be facing. He says that I am a "closet-in-ee"...hmmm. At least we both hang them! Thanks for posting, this gave me a good laugh over my morning coffee.

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That is so true!! And too

That is so true!! And too funny!

Very Funny,

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Hilarious Indeed!!

Thnks Mia! worth showing to all the husbands.

Thank you ....Thank you

OMG!!!! I laughed so hard I darn near wet myself. However, I regained control before it was too late. I wanted to thank you so much for this tutorial and I had my husband watch it and told him to take notes too....hehe. Keep up the good work. BelindaW2008

Husbands Need to be Educated, Too!

hilarious indeed... and husbands can get to the nerves at times!

Bing

Toilet paper -- on the roller or off the roller...

it still works the same way. When its on the roller you are TOLD "this is where YOU must remove paper from. Not all TP roll holders are in the best of places. And, then I have found there is much more control of the paper itself when not on the roller. And, then, there's always the problem of the roller being on the wrong side of the toilet. you hubby is not lazy, or forgetting, times change, locations change, And I believe the time has come for all to take a closer look at their toilet paper roll holder's location. Could it be that its not getting the attention it deserves because its always been in the wrong location? +1 We don't use our roller, bad location, and we believe in diversity for all users, so, we keep it on the back of the toilet, besides, you can really do some un-rollin' when there's no roller... hahaha

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Ha, thanks for the comments rawnak, wdzzz and AAT2. It sounds like we've all been there/done that. What kills me is my man even picks up his wet towels and puts his dirty socks in the hamper. Why is it so darn hard to actually change the toilet paper roll IF you were the last one to use the last square? That's all I'm askin'. :) Peace, Mia NW

~Peace, Mia

So funny...

What a great approach. Thank you for sharing it. Hope it works for ya. +1 For more articles by this author click here

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