Dick Cheney: More Evil than Paris Hilton


Dick Cheney: More Evil than Paris Hilton

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Lewis Black's Court of All Evil's Root recently declared Dick Cheney to be more-"root of all evil" than Paris Hilton.

The final verdict: Though Hilton makes us watch the ugly results of the evil things she makes us want to do, it's Cheney's self-serving policies that provide the money that originally made 'Paris Hilton' possible.

(NOTE: You may be wondering why the link below this blurb leads to "COX Communications" instead of "Comedy Central"; two reasons: we would barely even know of Comedy Central if it weren't for COX, and we were using a cable-feature–the FREE on-demand feature–to watch "Root of All Evil.")


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user-icon Submitted by mythman on Wed, 2008-04-16 12:16.

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Submitted by jdubhub on Wed, 2008-04-16 12:36.

Even though Paris Hilton is considered a skank, I believe most people would rather see photos of her sans underwear than Dick Cheney.

Paris Hilton actually went to jail for her crimes.

In the video One Night in Paris, she gets screwed. Because of the Bush-Cheney Administration's failure to play ball with the government in Paris, we ALL got screwed.

Some young girls in the United States consider Paris Hilton to be drop-dead-gorgeous. Because of sowing depleted uranium munitions all over Iraq, both Iraqi citizens and US servicemembers are dropping dead.

I could go on, but I think you get the point.

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In Other Words, it's 'Dodgeball Targets'-vs.-'Hunting Accidents'
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Submitted by mythman on Wed, 2008-04-16 13:29.

Messing with Dick Cheney is 'playing with fire,' while messing with Paris Hilton is 'sitting on the radiator.' lol

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