Dina Lohan Says, "Don't Call Me Party Mom!"

Dina Lohan wants to set the record straight: her daughter Lindsay isn't an alcoholic, and she's not a club-hopping "party mom." "Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom!" Lohan says. "Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom!"

"Listen to me: Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt (to a club)," Dina Lohan said in an interview in the April edition of Harper's Bazaar, on newsstands Tuesday.

"Yeah, she trusts my judgment. She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?"

So which is it, Dina, earthquake or tornado?