Do These Things Irritate You Too? Life's Pet Peeves Show it has a Sense of Humor

Something annoyed me the other day...

I was making a wonderfully delectable ham sandwich, loaded with all of my favorite toppings. I go to put on the final piece of the sandwich puzzle and end up with mustard water dribbling into my sandwich.

I was sitting at a red light and a car pulled up alongside me. I inched forward a bit and they did too. I inched further still, and they did too. I could not let them win.

I was in a company meeting the other day after a fine lunch of tamales, and refried beans. When the beans responded I thought I could get away with a silent release. I was wrong.

While attending a wedding, I knew that the wedding was a disaster waiting to happen. Then they asked if anyone has any objections. I hate that moment.

While standing in line at Starbucks, the lady in front of me insisted on learning how to order. I knew I would be late.

While at Walmart shopping for a LCD television, I asked the fellow in the electronics department if he knew the difference between a LCD and a plasma television. He said, "About 299 bucks."

I was holding onto my last twenty bucks for a fantastic Friday lunch with the boys. My daughter handed me a note asking for permission to attend a field trip on Monday. Cost = 20 bucks.

My personal trainer was not available to help me work out the other day. He was on a smoke break.

When I spend my last ten bucks on Girl Scout Cookies, and then realize my tank is on empty.

I was going to swim a few laps at my local YMCA. Just as I dive in and surface, in jumps Jethro in a speedo and way too much body hair.

I was going to take a shower, and my wife decides it is a fine time to do laundry...in hot water.

I went out to cut my grass, and my weedeater choked out from the raindrops.

I decided to go running the other day and developed a rash....any rash.

I wrote out a brilliant article for Associated Content and when I checked the word count it read 399.

I checked my power ball lottery ticket and matched three out of five balls for the first time! I was rolling in the money! I was rich! I was on the wrong day.

Do these things annoy you too?