Do You Like Boobs a Lot? Xombies Shout "Yes!"
Do You Like Boobs a Lot? Xombies Shout "Yes!"
Breasts are truly the best at Xomba lately, it seems. The xombyte "Breasts are the Best" rocketed to number one with a bullet a couple of days after its creation. Just a few days later, "I've Burned My Breasts", the first-person true story of a midnight snack gone horribly wrong, similarly shot up the the Xomba Top Posts list after just a day or two.
That second xombyte not only emphasized the need to wear clothing while cooking, but added more fuel to the fire (so to speak) to the argument that pasta is bad for one's health.
This current breast-o-mania on Xomba reminded me of that old novelty song made popular by the Dr. Demento radio show, "Boobs A Lot," performed by the Holy Modal Rounders. (You can hear the song, with a Flash animation, here: http://www.artkitchen.com/Other/BoobsALotFlash.html. The lyrics go, in part,
"Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)"
(To offer equal opportunity, the song later asks, "Do you wear your jock a lot?")
Do you like Xomba-lot? Yes, I like Xomb-alot. Xomb-alot, Xomba-lot...
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I dunno, but I think boob obsession's been around for a while. I'm female, so it's not my thing, but I've had a lot of conversations with guys where they appeared to be addressing their comments to my chest.
KM
Sure, boob mania is nothing new in the world at large, but it seems a recent development here on Xomba, with two breast-related posts in the top 3 (as of earlier today). I don't necessarily see this as part of a larger trend, though.
there are breasts, the world shall revolve. or should I say "evolve"!
Truth be told, I am more of a--erm--bottom man, myself. Like the saying goes "Breasts, like toy trains, were meant for children, but dads spend more time playing with them."
I'd never heard that comparison before, but I can see how it makes sense.
As for being an enthusiast, I remember Robert DeNiro playing Al Capone in "The Untouchables" and saying something like it's good for a man to have "enthusiams."
I wrote this xombyte just to note the fact that breasts were a popular topic on Xomba these days; I wasn't implying that I was a breast fanatic or anything. (To read a xombyte about a man's love of breasts, I would refer you to Taprial's original article that started it all).
Stop being so defensive idle. Whether it's art, personal taste or innovation, the idea is to invoke interest, discussion, good ads, and maybe votes. You succeeded in doing that. + 1 from me. (Also, because you have linked my byte in your post)
Thanks for the vote. The xombyte has been in the Top 10 Posts a couple of times today... the rankings seem to change throughout the day. Could be it uses a secret algorithm, like Google's.
Maybe for fun I should change the title of one of my other articles to "The American Museum of Natural Breasts," just for the novelty of having four breast-related posts in the Top 10.
You have to admit that it's interesting that posts about breasts are in the top posts column... and in fact they are now No. 1 and 2! Which was my whole idea in writing the post, a kind of look at the sociology or anthropology of Xomba.
Much more interesting than when the top-posts list was all Vanessa Hudgens or 2 Girls 1 Cup.
It's a fun topic. Breasts are harmless and some people get enjoyment from them. It's all good, I'd say.
KM
*LOL* tooo funny!
***off the subject! but i put up a video about all the orange fans here in Holland, before that I put one up about
a seagull taking and eating a baby goose.
Baby goose video won by 4000 viewers! amazing what rocks people's boats!
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My video of seagull takes baby goose it at 5,126 viewers
my video of Orange fans stuff is at 381
I notice that alot people like bad stuff better than nice stuff~!
the videos are at break.com
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I seriously had no clue that I'd get so many votes for being a half-nude klutz. It's one of those things that my real life friends respond to with, "Only you... only you," while shaking their heads. I still have a fairly bright red mark on my bosom from that incident, though it isn't sensitive anymore and it seems fine. Seriously people - with the clothing in the kitchen - wear it! ;)
If you think about it, those two posts more focused on peoples obsession with food, then with the female form...
I haven't been to sleep yet, couldn't, don't listen to my rambling and weird mental drifting...
+1
Losing Weight and Feeling Great!
A Day in the Life of a Pagan Parent
The Funtabulous Stuff of the 80's
Makes me wonder if there aren't a lot of accidents at nudist camps, etc. Cooking with a lot of skin exposed can be pretty dangerous, which is why kitchen workers wear aprons.
They came to my door promoting their theology. I politely sent them packing.
Those aren't the kind of boobs I generally enjoy having in my face. :)
"Had a pair of boobs in my face just this morning ... They came to my door promoting their theology."
Boobs have their own theology that they are promoting door to door? What a shame George Carlin isn't around to comment on this!
Now that is funny Kjhack. I don't usually appreciate those kind of boobs myself, but I usually offer them coffee or some water before I send them packing.
Too. Not too sure about boobs though.
Love 'em!
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Thanks... it seemed like the talk of b00bs was everywhere on Xomba a few weeks ago. Now it seems talk of religion vs. atheism is all over the place!
But the flash-animation wasn't happenin` ... unless all it was supposed to do was SILENTLY fade-in/fade-out "BOOBS A LOT!"
... signed, Uncle MythMan---Big Fan of Hot Starlets like Mary McCormack & Vanessa Montagne & Lena Li--Xombie Plan
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