Breasts are truly the best at Xomba lately, it seems. The xombyte "Breasts are the Best" rocketed to number one with a bullet a couple of days after its creation. Just a few days later, "I've Burned My Breasts", the first-person true story of a midnight snack gone horribly wrong, similarly shot up the the Xomba Top Posts list after just a day or two.

That second xombyte not only emphasized the need to wear clothing while cooking, but added more fuel to the fire (so to speak) to the argument that pasta is bad for one's health.

This current breast-o-mania on Xomba reminded me of that old novelty song made popular by the Dr. Demento radio show, "Boobs A Lot," performed by the Holy Modal Rounders. (You can hear the song, with a Flash animation, here: http://www.artkitchen.com/Other/BoobsALotFlash.html. The lyrics go, in part,

"Do you like boobs a lot?
(Yes, I like boobs a lot.)
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot.
(You gotta like boobs a lot.)"

(To offer equal opportunity, the song later asks, "Do you wear your jock a lot?")

Do you like Xomba-lot? Yes, I like Xomb-alot. Xomb-alot, Xomba-lot...