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Dolly Parton Cancels Tour Because of Her Boobs

posted February 12, 2008 - 9:52pm
Dolly Parton Cancels Tour Because of Her Boobs

Dolly Parton has canceled her upcoming concert tour, and she says her world-famous boobs are to blame. Parton's doctors have advised her to rest for six to eight weeks to help her sore back, and Parton says her large breasts are the cause of the pain.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," Parton said in a statement.


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