Don't Vote - The Public Service Video with Sarah Silverman, Jonah Hill, and More

Voting IS one of the secrets of The Force. (Naturally, no one will believe that, and other voters are bound to openly deny that here ... I don't care ...)

One way (of the many) is that voting links you to the candidate ... not in any real way, but you can add that vote to your reliability arsenal---i.e. you can say, "I didn't vote for Obama, but ..." or "When I voted for Obama, I voted for a man who I believed would ..."

Or you can be a good rebel and write in "Jim Hubbard" before you jump on your speeder and race back to Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

True, you may just be a 'squeak' in 'the roar of the rabble'; but then so is every other member of 'the rabble.'

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If we were voting for cutest Comedy Central celebrity. Otherwise, I would have to think about it some more.

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is called "The Big Schlep" ... the idea is to get young Jews to visit their grandparents down in Florida and convince them to vote for Obama.

Yeah, I believe I did...awhile back. :)

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Nothing spells love like a tattoo.

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and I didn't have the heart to tell you that I saw she got back together with Jimmy Kimmel. I really thought you had a shot there.

Peace,

Mia NW

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Oh well, she wasn't responding to my emails anyway. Now I'm gonna have to spend a fortune to get that tattoo removed. :(

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??? ... well, the name you're prob`ly thinkin` would be a better name for Janet Jackson than for all the other women who would be good Presidents.

But, if Sarah needs a running-mate ... well, I mate a lot better standing still (SOMEBODY had to unleash that corny pun!), but I would do my best.

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That love will last long after the tattoos fade to fungal green.

It's a viral love, this one we share for Sarah Silverman. Just continue in your Sarah Silverman-love, and CHOOSE TO KNOW that she smiles down on you from her perch high atop comedy's Zion!

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Possible storyline: she convinces them that McCain is the next "Jesus" and that he's trying to steal the name 'Chosen People' from the Jews to give to gentile America, and she will lead an Exodus/tour through all the Universities with Jewish students to convince them to go to Florida like you say...

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Jessica Tandy and Hume Cronyn are gone, but maybe she can find some nice Jewish grandparents to make the comedic sendup of Cocoon...

I'm sticking with Paris Hilton .... Miss Jackson might be a worthy #2 (though that would beg the famous question from the first Austin Powers movie: "Who... does... Number 2... work for?!"

In his more lucid moments, he could probably give you the name of the Roman soldier who pierced Jesus' side with the spear.

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