Don't Expect "Bouncy, Bubbly Daisy Dukes" from Jessica Simpson ALL THE TIME!

I know Jessica Simpson is the guiding Empress of all MidWest-America's Hollywood-dreams; but she is not a machine!

You can only expect 24/7-performance from a machine (and then only if you keep it repaired-and-clean). I don't know why Yahoo! omg! Beta holds Jessica Simpson to the responsibility of the "Daisy Dukes"-machine we've all got running in our minds! (It could have something to do with the Papparazu, who assume that 'starring in a major motion-picture' somehow means "you're always prepared to be thrust under the public microscope.")